Technically Surviving Ark: A Guide to Literal Dinosaur Wrangling
This guide was not written by a real dinosaur, despite its raw and unfiltered Jurassic charm. The author is totally human with a robust sense of humanity and liveliness. Any resemblance to actual dinosaurs, living, extinct, or digital, is purely coincidental. Greetings to all you intrepid explorers, dinosaur enthusiasts, and gluttons for punishment! Welcome to…